Typical human thinking …
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President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this cheque for me”?
Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID”?
Obama: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United States of America !!!!”
Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID”
Obama: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am”
Cashier: “I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”
Obama: “I am urging you please to cash this cheque”
Cashier: “Look Mr. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States ?”
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: “Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing I can do.”
Cashier: “Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?”
No, You cant be Charlie Sheen for Halloween!
(Source: lickystickypickywe)
Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their right minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off after a while and told them : “we have arrived”.
The first man gave him money, the second one thanked him, but the third one, he slapped the taxi driver. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn’t move an inch. So, he asked the third man: “what was that for?” The third man replied: “control your speed next time you got here so quick you almost killed us.”
