December 2011
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Story of Uncle Ed
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong ? He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T...
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Did the student Answer Anything Wrong?
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? A. At the Bottom of the Page. … Q. Ganga flows in which state? A. Liquid. Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce? A. Marriage. Q. Whats the main reason for Failure? A. Examinations… Did the student Answer Anything Wrong?
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October 2011
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Identification
President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this cheque for me”? Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID”? Obama: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am President Barrack...
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September 2011
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Common (now Uncommon) Sense
An Obituary Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;- Why the early bird gets the worm;- Life isn’t always fair;-...
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Pin Drop Silence
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. “You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. “Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.” The Englishman said,...
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Pin Drop Silence
A Royal Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas...